Tuesday, May 8, 2007

The simple act of scoring a goal

Most 'true' football fans don't appreciate simple goals, myself included. We always look for a certain level of difficulty in scoring a goal; the difficulty level serving as a barometer of the player's class and skill. The guys, who make a living camped in the penalty box, scoring a hatful of goals from close range, are looked upon as parasites who feed on the efforts of their more hard-working team-mates. We often claim that, ‘scoring that goal was so easy; even I could have done that’. Well, before, you go watch the next football game and add to your ‘I could have scored’ goal tally, check out the YouTube video. It might just give you some goal-scoring tips.

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Monday, May 7, 2007

The expensive toys of Paul Allen

What do you do when you have 20 billion dollars in the bank and have already been responsible for a watershed moment in the history of mankind? Well, in the case of Paul Allen; the often forgotten co-founder of Microsoft, you buy sports teams.

The reclusive Allen already owns his hometown Seattle Seahawks in the National Football League (the american variety) and the Portland Trail Blazers in the National Basketball Association, and now his sights are firmly set on Southampton FC in the English first division.

For someone who has displayed sound business acumen in building the biggest IT company in the world, his sports teams leave a lot to be desired. He has often been called the ‘worst team owner in all sports’. He pumped in millions of dollars in the Trail Blazers, but the only title they have earned in his tenure, is the sobriquet of ‘The Jail Blazers’ (for the criminal record of the players). Their pathetic performances caused their owner to put the team up for sale. Sadly for Paul, he couldn’t find a single buyer.

The Seahawks, meanwhile, have been earning the blessings of all the unemployed (read deemed useless by all the other teams) players by offering them wealthy contracts. Their enviable losing record has ensured that the city of Seattle won’t be putting up a statue of their most famous son anytime soon.

The interest in Southampton follows a recent trend of American sports tycoons buying English football clubs. The clubs have largely benefited from the cash infusion, helping change the ‘Yankee upstart’ image of the Americans in the UK. Southampton’s proud tradition has taken a massive beating; their team has been languishing in the second tier of English football for quite some time now. Paul Allen has one last chance with Southampton. His philanthropy for the football club could do for him, what the Gates Foundation does for good friend Bill Gates - atonement for all their sins (the sporting ones in Paul's case).

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Friday, May 4, 2007

A sporting fantasy comes alive


In a unique experiment to determine the best men's tennis player in the world; Rafael Nadal - the king of clay, with a 72 match unbeaten run on the surface, squared off against Roger Federer; the champion on grass, with a 48 match streak of his own. They played on a half -clay, half-grass court - thereby creating a neutral ground for a fair contest. The critics’ weren’t too impressed and the match, which was won by Nadal in a third-set tiebreaker, did little to settle the original debate. Well, damn the critics. This was a dream come true for fans like me, who always cook up such fantasy exercises (although we rarely get to see them), and I well and truly believe that they make the game richer and so much more fun.

Another such attempt, which immediately comes to mind was the ‘Battle of the Sexes’ matches, in tennis again. In part III, Jimmy Connors played Martina Navratilova with the handicap of being allowed just one serve per point and having to cover a larger court widened by half of each doubles alley. Just for the record, the 'man' still won.

Tinkering comes naturally to us. I remember trying to improvise the rules in the playground, when, as kids we struggled to form two decent well matched sides; the group consisting of friends and cousins of different age groups. Such variations brought the game alive and made it fun for all involved.

The mother of all such fantasies would be bringing players of different ages together. Just imagine, if the advancement of modern science can pit Bjorn Borg against Rafael Nadal, or have Brett Lee bowl to Vivian Richards, or have Maradona play against Pele.

The purists and traditionalists will call for a ban on such events and label them as 'gimmicks'. But after the 'traditional' fare we witnessed in the football and cricket world cups, I'd still settle for the 'gimmicks'

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Thursday, May 3, 2007

ESPN E-ticket - endearing tales from the world of sports

Pat Tillman chucked a lucrative career in the National Football League, to answer his country's call to go fight the war in Afghanistan. He died a hero's death, risking his own life to save a colleague.

Barbaro, a race horse won one of the biggest prizes in American racing - the Kentucky Derby, in his first appearance. He broke his leg in the next race. After an 8 month rescue effort, he was finally put to sleep to ease the pain. His plight brought thousands together and these people continue to share each other's grief long after the horse's death.

Nazareth is a small agro based country town in the US, the kind where everyone knows everyone. People face a difficult future with the land losing fertility and no other means of sustenance available. What keeps them going, however, is the town’s High School girl's basketball team; which has the best record in the country and is well and truly the only reason for the town's being.

If you find such stories appealing, and want to read more about them and other similar ones in greater detail, go to the

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Tuesday, April 24, 2007

All time India-Pakistan One-day Eleven

As a child, I always hoped that one day, India and Pakistan would re-unite. This feeling was not borne out of any yearning for peace and brotherhood, but rather out of a deep rooted desire to see our national cricket team dominate the world game. I was convinced that together we packed enough punches to establish a new world order in International cricket.

My hopes received a big boost, when as a 12 year old; I saw the unified Korean team finally ending China’s hegemony in women’s Table Tennis at the World Championships in 1991. Surely, India and Pakistan could take a cue from the Koreas and keep their political differences aside for the sake of sports. And then, I saw the Asian team comprising mainly of Indians and Pakistanis, beat Europe and Australia to win the Inter-Continental Hockey title. It was a complete no- brainer now. The move for ‘Unified Teams’ would be hailed as a landmark effort to bring peace in the subcontinent and the ensuing success on the playing field would win over the populace on both sides of the LOC. The protagonists would win Nobel Peace awards and be voted in for life.

Alas, if wishes were horses, beggars would ride. As I write this, we have fought another war and made shameful exits from the WC 2007. Both nations are looking for new coaches and systems to revitalize their cricket.

So as a tribute to what could have been, I undertake the exercise of putting together an all time India –Pakistan One Day Eleven.

My first two selections are two of the greatest all-rounders of all time; each man inspirational in leading their country to World Cup triumphs – Kapil Dev and Imran Khan. Their presence gives amazing balance to the side, allowing me to play five regular bowlers, without compromising the batting. They will bat at 6 and 7 and could be called upon to open the bowling as well.

Four people vie for the openers’ slots - Sachin Tendulkar, Saurav Ganguly, Rameez Raja and Saeed Anwar. Sachin and Saurav make the cut based on superior individual records and also for having been one of the most successful opening acts in the game.

The middle order (slots 3, 4 and 5) is a real teaser. I need to pick three out of Zaheer Abbas, Majid Khan, Javed Miandad, Saleem Malik, Mohd Azharuddin, Rahul Dravid, Inzamam-ul-Haq, Yousuf Youhana, Ajay Jadeja and Mohinder Amarnath. I finally go with Inzy at three, Azhar at four and Javed Miandad at five.

With a strong supporting cast around, Inzamam can play freely and when he does that, he can murder the best attack in the world. Not picking Azhar would have been akin to sacrilege; he is easily the best proponent of what sub-continental batsmen have come to be known for – deft wristwork. Javed Miandad is the greatest street fighter, I have ever known. Just ask all the Indian fans in the 80’s, who believed he was the incarnate of the devil himself. If I have to pick someone to bat for my life, I would pick Javed ten times out of ten.

My wicket keeper is Moin Khan and he manages to beat off the competition from Syed Kirmani, Saleem Yousuf, Waseem Bari, Farookh Engineer, Rashid Latif and Mahender Singh Dhoni. He has kept brilliantly to both spinners and fast bowlers, and he is the perfect clutch guy to come and finish off the job at number eight.

Wasim Akram is the best fast bowler to come out of the sub-continent in the last thirty years, period. He will open the bowling as the main strike bowler. And he’s capable of clobbering a few sixes as well. He bats at nine.

The number of spinners will depend on the nature of the pitch and ability of the opposition batsmen. This is probably the most difficult selection. Bishen Bedi, Bhagwat Chandrashekhar, Erapalli Prasanna, Abdul Qadir, Saqlain Mushtaq, Mushtaq Ahmed and Anil Kumble merit strong consideration. I prefer attack minded spinners and after much deliberation, take Bedi as my first spinner, and in case I decide on playing a second one; go for his off spinning twin- Prasanna.

The number eleven spot goes to Waqar Younis. He towers over the likes of Javagal Srinath, Aquib Javed, Shoaib Akhtar, Sarfaraz Nawaz and Mohd Asif. He rarely needs the new ball and will operate in the middle and end overs. His presence will ensure that the opposition is kept in check in the slog overs. (And remember there is no chance he will be bowling to Ajay Jadeja)

The issue of captaincy remains. The matter is complicated as this is a team of captains; all of them save for Prasanna have served as national team captain. The two most obvious choices; Kapil and Imran are impossible to separate. So I go for the next one in line; in terms of success as a captain – Sourav Ganguly. He has a strong personality to handle the giants in the side, was never bogged down by the weight of captaincy and has a proven track record.

My twelfth man would be Abdur Razzaq. He can bat multiple positions and is a very good bowler as well. Mohinder Amarnath, Mudassar Nazar, Shahid Afridi, Manoj Prabhakar are the honorable mentions for this role.

The Final team – Ganguly (C), Tendulkar, Inzamam, Azhar , Miandad, Kapil , Imran, Moin, Akram, Bedi, Waqar/ Prasanna. 12th Man – Abdur Razzaq

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Friday, April 20, 2007

Coach hunting for Team India

One of the most hotly debated topics in Indian sport is whether, there is a need to have foreign coaches for our national teams. Among the major sports, Cricket and Football have joined the bandwagon fulltime, while hockey has flirted with the idea once. Other sports like shooting, table tennis and boxing are also employing foreign coaches.

The call for a foreign coach is mainly based on the ineptitude of our local talent; home grown coaches who rarely have the relevant coaching experience, and are not abreast of the latest coaching techniques and training methodologies. This school of thought curries favour with most modern sports administrators, whose penchant for the foreigner, however, is borne out of the desire to get a quick fix solution and sweep their own misgivings under the carpet. Their selection criterion is pretty simple; get a coach from the country currently dominating the sport.

Ironically, the selection panel generally consists of former greats, who, strongly feel that a foreign coach is like an imported car on bumpy Indian roads – completely out of place. Most of them will take the job of coaching the national team at the drop of a hat; in spite of never having coached a school team, and are gripped by jingoistic pride every time a foreign mercenary treads upon their coaching fiefdom. Their selection procedure gives undue importance to the playing career of the candidate, undermining the entire exercise.

So, as we prepare to make another selection, what is the solution to this coaching conundrum?

Well, for starters let’s try answer, what makes a 'good' national coach?

A 'good' national coach should have proven coaching credentials at the first class level, in a competitive sporting environment. To be able to adapt to the changing nature of the modern game, he should constantly be in tune with the latest coaching methodologies. A taste of the international game is another added advantage.

His coaching resume should provide enough evidence of having made his team larger than the sum of the parts, and of having strategized as per the strengths of the players and not the other way round. His teams should have exhibited signs of being prepared for multiple situations and displayed flawless execution. He should have developed a system, which consistently delivered, without suffering from the occasional absence of key players.

Now, that we have defined 'good', let’s look at past mistakes and global best practices to throw more light on this matter.

Just don’t get any foreign coach. Get a good one
- After a spate of dismal performances, the Indian Hockey Federation decided to appoint a foreign coach. The legendary German coach, Paul Lissek, was willing, but he was deemed too expensive by the IHF. So they got a cheaper German; little-known Gerhard Rach instead. The team’s cheap performances were a fait accompli all along.

Instead of buying imported cars for eternity, try setting up a world class local manufacturing facility
- All the major football leagues in the world; England, Spain and Italy, make it mandatory for a coach to first acquire a coaching diploma. These programs are in turn designed and run by reputed coaches, and the syllabus is regularly updated. In comparison most of our coaches learn on the job and the few ‘certified’ ones benefit from the generosity of NIS (National Institute of Sports) Patiala; whose philanthropy compares to the way driving licenses are handed out in our country.

Joint ventures work really well
– Taking an automobile analogy, an indigenous suspension can cushion the impact of Indian roads. Successful foreign coaches, have long employed local assistant coaches and scouts. This helps the foreign coach in appreciating the sports culture of the country; in understanding the domestic structure of the game; and facilitating clear communication with the players( especially, if there is a language barrier). An added advantage is that most of these assistants benefit from the tutelage and turn out pretty good themselves. (E.g. José Mourinho under Bobby Robson)

When selecting a coach, ask for his coaching resume, and not his playing one
- What is common to John Bracewell of New Zealand, Tom Moody of Sri Lanka, Dave Whatmore of Bangladesh, Mickey Arthur of South Africa and Roger Harper of Kenya? Answer – They are all coaches of successful WC 2007 teams, who had moderate cricketing careers. There are countless other examples which prove the same point - Good coaches don’t have to be great players as well. And, come to think of it, one of the Indian selectors had the temerity to ask Tom Moody, how he even considered applying for the Indian post, when his career stats were far inferior to those of fellow applicant, Greg Chappell. Wonder what the selector has to say now?

Finally the silver lining
- The great Indian coach is not a bridge too far. The emergence of Venkatesh Prasad, Praveen Amre and Robin Singh as competent coaches, who are making sincere efforts to fit the mould of a modern day coach, provides hope for the future. An assistant coaching stint under a good foreign coach and regular exposure to modern methodologies will go a long way in making great coaches out of them.

Bottom-line
– A ‘good’ foreign coach with Indian assistants is the need of the hour. A good infrastructure, where coaches are trained and given on the job learning as well, will bring in a new tomorrow.

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Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Sri Lanka lose the battle but the war is still on

The fans and the experts have been nonplussed by Sri Lanka’s decision to ‘rest’ their top bowlers for their Super 8 clash against Australia. The so called 'dress rehearsal' for the final turned out to be a damp squib in the end. The ambiguous explanations offered by the Lankan team have done little to solve the mystery behind this strange move. With a little historical perspective though, their strategy becomes crystal clear.

In the 1954 Football World Cup, the mighty Hungarians were the overwhelming favorites, having been unbeaten in all competitions for over four years, and boasting a line-up including great players like Puskas, Kocsis and Hidekguti. The Hungarian juggernaut continued to roll in the World Cup, crushing teams by an average of five goals. There was no way they could be stopped.

The West German manager, Sepp Herberger had other ideas. He knew his side had a good chance to make the finals; where their only chance lay in ambushing the Hungarians. In their second round clash with Hungary, he put out his B side and promptly lost 8-3. Thus, he also managed to keep his players fresh for the other games, which were vital to their qualification for the next stage. Things went as per plan, and the Germans made the final, where they scripted a historic 3-2 victory.

The Sri Lankan coach, Tom Moody, being an Australian himself, is aware of the batting strength of the Aussies. They can be deceived once, but will be extremely well prepared the next time round. His first task is to make the semis and avoid the Australians in the round of four; rather than exposing his bowling aces in an effort to gain a Pyrrhic victory in the Super 8’s. The extra rest for Murli and co will stand them in good stead for the coming games as well. The Sri Lankan bowling with its unorthodox variety can conquer the Aussies on its day. Moody wants to make sure that day is the final.

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Monday, April 16, 2007

Sepp Blatter to the rescue

Sepp Blatter, the FIFA president is on an India visit these days. His visit, the first by a president of the governing body of world football, is aimed at “reviving the sleeping giant” that is Indian Football. He feels that Football has ‘saturated ‘in Europe and South America, and growth can only come from new geographies like India.

Blatter’s strategy is to put in place a world class technical and administrative infrastructure. A professional environment will soon beckon world class coaches and footballers, improving the overall standard of the game. A FIFA technical committee will do a detailed study and come up with a detailed improvement plan. FIFA will provide extra funds in addition to the regular 1 million USD. Absolutely brilliant, isn’t it.

It is so thoughtful of Mr. Blatter to come down to India and give this brilliant panacea for India’s footballing woes. If only, the AIFF president, Mr. Priya Ranjan Das Munshi had figured this out, himself. But let’s not blame Das Munshi. He’s only been 19 years in the job, and has to perform his day job as a politician to support his family as well. I just hope he helps himself to some of the extra funds to ease his financial burden. And with Mr. Blatter around, he is surely going to fly (all over the world that is). He has already made up for letting India slip more than 50 places in the FIFA rankings, during his tenure, by becoming the first Indian to be a match referee at the World Cup. Mr. Blatter played a vital role in this; making Indians feel part of the World Cup, and the least our grateful nation can do, to return the favour, is to continue to blindly support him and his supporters in all future FIFA elections.

Though, a Swiss national by birth, Blatter has never been given his due in Europe. The European associations have been baying for his blood all along, and if not for the support of the developing nations, the world would have missed out on the contributions of this great man. Their good karma has paid off and Blatter has played a yeoman’s role in developing the game in these countries, as highlighted by the India example.

The media is another of Blatter’s fiercest critics. Come to think of it, a journalist once said, "Every day Sepp Blatter has 50 new ideas to improve the game and 51 of them are bad.” But in true visionary fashion, he has been unflustered by the criticism and executed two ‘killer’ ideas to change the face of the game.

The first was the World Club Championship. He made sure that football fans across the globe don’t waste their time wondering; which is the best club side in the world? And the players got to travel across the globe to play in this tournament. As usual the critics whined about ‘too much football’, but football celebrated its first World Club Champion. Just can’t seem to remember who it was though.

Blatter’s second moment of inspiration was, when he expanded the World Cup to include 32 nations, from the earlier 24. That, most of the extra spots went to the developing nations was a manifestation of his social credo; the desire to give the poor and downtrodden nations their due. I have a feeling, Arjun Singh secretly worships Blatter. The inclusion of more minnows also ensured that there were more goals scored.

God has finally taken pity on the state of sports in this country, by sending his messenger in the form of Sepp Blatter. This is a petition to make him the next president of India. Kindly pass this on to show your support for this mission.

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